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[witchscauldron]

Another in the series of "articles" I like to call "WTF, Witchvox?".

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=uspa&c=words&id=10897

She forgot to tell us the actual results of her die rolls - she must be a free-form online witch, and not a traditional table-top one.

Seriously - what the fuck was the point of this? This is as bad as the kids I knew in high school telling me about what they did with ghosts when they'd get high in the cemetary, or that they summoned demons and "other shit".

She should have signed that piece of crap "Mary Sue".

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[graywolf-red.livejournal.com]

well, everyone knows that when you're dealing with summoned 'other shit' (particularly of the dark and shadowy persuasion) and you start to go 'wolfy' you must IMMEDIATELY counteract this by shifting into your aye-aye-y or pangolin-y forms. This is the ONLY WAY. Of course, upon doing this you may start making sounds suspiciously like sloth having anal sex...or dying.....as these two sounds are suspiciously alike.

At any rate, this should effectively sheild you from the summoned 'other shit'. It is known. srsly.

(I really should get some sleep)