Jul. 13th, 2006 02:45 pm
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Another in the series of "articles" I like to call "WTF, Witchvox?".

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=uspa&c=words&id=10897

She forgot to tell us the actual results of her die rolls - she must be a free-form online witch, and not a traditional table-top one.

Seriously - what the fuck was the point of this? This is as bad as the kids I knew in high school telling me about what they did with ghosts when they'd get high in the cemetary, or that they summoned demons and "other shit".

She should have signed that piece of crap "Mary Sue".

Date: 2006-07-13 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] misslynx.livejournal.com
Yeah, that one got amply dissected in one of the snark communities. She could have saved an awful lot of space by just writing "Hi! I'm a paranoid schizophrenic who plays too many roleplaying games and has completely lost the ability to differentiate between fantasy and reality."

Someone else I know recently submitted a spoof essay to them that was so over-the-fluffy as to be totally laughable, just to see if they'd miss the joke and accept it. We'll see... There certainly doesn't seem to be a lot of quality control over there any more.
One day you’ll walk the world
and keep in mind
The heart you’ve been given
in winter time
And through the bitter cold,
with opened eyes
You’ll find the strength to fight
and stand upright