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Something Awful found me.

I'm sure you've all seen the site before. Only took them ten years to find me. Must be scrapin' pretty hard for their "Awful Link of the Day" these days. They've done the obligatory fat joke, and picked on my nickname, and the fact I have Otherkin pages.

Oh, how upset I am. Watch me cry. *snerk*

Edit: I got worried their traffic would put me over my bandwidth, so I changed some stuff around. Page'll be back to normal when they're done jerking themselves off thinking they're clever little people. Oh, and *LOL* apparently they picked up my site off Portal of Evil dot Com. Totally unoriginal.

Maybe they'll click some Google ads when they're there.

Re: weak.

Date: 2006-02-11 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morgandria.livejournal.com
I've already lost 80 lbs, thanks. I have two ulcers, diabetes, and a bad gallbladder.
Why do people fucking assume I don't know how to eat? I live on fucking plain chicken, the occasional bit of starch, and some dairy. Most vegetables are out because they make me violently ill from acid attacks. Ditto on most spices. I can't have much fruit because of the sugar in them. Life as me is not fun when it comes to food. I eat because I have to eat - not because I want to.

I have a spinal injury that makes it harder to go out in winter - if I fall on the copious ice here, I'm in serious trouble. Otherwise, I generally walk 3 kms. about 3-4 times a week. I do take care of myself.

Personally I could care less if people think fat = bad. They're fucking morons. I'm the exact same build as my father. I didn't get a choice. I've been built like a linebacker since I was 3. I heard all these schoolyard insults they're throwing when I was in grade school...so I am forced to assume SA's average reading age is about 8, and move on with my life. I'm 27, married, and have better things to do!
I'm not fond of the Arthurian stuff because it's just a bunch of Romantic bullshit. If you go back and read any of the older stuff, it's all Arthur's an idiot, Gwen is a slut, and Lancelot saves everything. Bleh. I dislike Morgan le Fey because she's supposedly a Christianized watered-down version of my patron goddess The Morrigan. So they make her a bitter, manipulative half-faery 800 years ago...and then every half-baked twinkie "Celtic" pagan decides that Morgan le Fey = The Morrigan and that they're interchangeble. That does not wash with me.

Also, I wish people would stop thinking Merlin ever historically existed.

One day you’ll walk the world
and keep in mind
The heart you’ve been given
in winter time
And through the bitter cold,
with opened eyes
You’ll find the strength to fight
and stand upright