A figment of your imagination.

[witchscauldron]

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=nzxx&c=words&id=10173

There are no adult Goths. Didn't you know that? We're imaginary, like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and democracy.

>_< The urge to maim is strong...after all, if you kill them they don't learn.

Comments

[vespere76.livejournal.com]

... and if you kill them, they can't breed!

I'm a grown up, closet-goth. I couldn't be a full on goth ever since the day my Mommy held my head under the kitchen faucet to wash that "black shit" off my face. I'm still traumatized by that near drowning incident...
It's hard work being dismal, but someone's gotta do it.
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[misslynx.livejournal.com]

What the hell? If only WitchVox allowed comments to be posted on articles... *sigh* Maybe one of us should submit an article ourselves as a follow-up...

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

Witchvox's quality control is going downhill...I've read a lot of crap articles on there in the last six months. That one just takes the cake.

I'm pretty insecure in my own writing, but surely something has to be said to this teenager.