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[witchscauldron]

I have decided what I want for my birthday. I want to have an entire McDonald's playplace, filled with the most annoying children I can find.

Yes, you read that right.

Then I'm going to cram them all up inside the tubes, stuff Zathras in there with them, and seal all the openings shut.

I want hear them screaming and pounding on the plexiglass, leaving little bloody handprints, as Zathras shares with them his love and affection.

Heh.

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[northern-raven.livejournal.com]

It should be the parents being locked up in there, not the children, don't you think?

Then you would have double the desired effect - bad parents who let their children become greedy ill-mannered hellions getting tortured, and their children being silenced by the shock.

Efficient, and oh yes - by killing the breeders you then effectively illiminate the possibility of them producing more rude offspring.

Heh. Happy Birthday indeed!

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

While I admit I'm not fond of the breeder mentality, I'd much rather watch the parents try to rescue their sprat from Zathras' wrath, rather than listen to the little brats wail without bleeding for it.

Meanwhile, I can be out cutting brake lines in the parking lot. :p