A first - the Friday Five.

( Hair Hair. )

I had an idea for Amarafox strike me when I was listening to "Me Like Hockey" by the Arrogant Worms last night. A lone Underwear Shaman, sitting neandertal-like, grunting as he communes with the glowing spirits of the Hockey Gods through the sacred TV. In his hand, his sacred hockey staff, decorated with the remains of several ritual sacrifices - beer cans, tabs, bottle caps, and labels.

Hee! I don't know what Canadian animal that works best for, but MAN...did I ever find that a funny thought.

-M.

Stolen from ladyjane.

if i were a month i would be: November.
if i were a day of the week i would be: tuesday.
if i were a time of day i would be: twilight.
if i were a planet i would be: Saturn.
if i were a sea animal i would be: orca.
if i were a direction i would be: north.
if i were an historical figure i would be: Boudicca.
if i were a liquid i would be: uische beatha.
if i were a stone, i would be: labradorite.
if i were a tree, i would be: birch.
If i were a bird, i would be: raven or screech owl.
if i were a tool, i would be: ballpeen hammer.
if i were a flower, i would be: heather. :p
if i were a plant, i would be: ivy.
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: mm. winter thunderstorm.
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a faery sorceress or a beansidhe.
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Irish War Pipes.
if i were an animal, i would be: a wolverine. :p (if I could pick)
if i were a color, i would be: blue or red.
if i were an emotion, i would be: whimsical.
if i were a vegetable, i would be: a tomato. Plump and red.
if i were a sound, i would be: wind through bare trees.
if i were an element, i would be: air
if i were a car, i would be: rusting.
if i were a song, i would be: intricate and filled with harmonies.
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: I hate movies.
if i were a book, i would be written by: Patricia A. McKillip or Michael Moorcock.
if i were a food, i would be: served raw.
if i were a place, i would be: shaded.
if i were a material, i would be: iridescent.
if i were a taste, i would be: rich.
if i were a scent, i would be: fresh.
if i were a religion, i would be: personal devotion to a Goddess or God.
if i were a word, i would be: perspecacity.
if i were an object, i would be: shiny.
if i were a body part i would be: the nape of the neck.
if i were a facial expression i would be: mischevious.
if i were a subject in school i would be: music.
if i were a anime/cartoon character i would be: Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty).
if i were a shape i would be: natural.
if i were a number i would be: a multiple of 3, 7 or 9.