Stolen from ladyjane.

[witchscauldron]

if i were a month i would be: November.
if i were a day of the week i would be: tuesday.
if i were a time of day i would be: twilight.
if i were a planet i would be: Saturn.
if i were a sea animal i would be: orca.
if i were a direction i would be: north.
if i were an historical figure i would be: Boudicca.
if i were a liquid i would be: uische beatha.
if i were a stone, i would be: labradorite.
if i were a tree, i would be: birch.
If i were a bird, i would be: raven or screech owl.
if i were a tool, i would be: ballpeen hammer.
if i were a flower, i would be: heather. :p
if i were a plant, i would be: ivy.
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: mm. winter thunderstorm.
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a faery sorceress or a beansidhe.
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: Irish War Pipes.
if i were an animal, i would be: a wolverine. :p (if I could pick)
if i were a color, i would be: blue or red.
if i were an emotion, i would be: whimsical.
if i were a vegetable, i would be: a tomato. Plump and red.
if i were a sound, i would be: wind through bare trees.
if i were an element, i would be: air
if i were a car, i would be: rusting.
if i were a song, i would be: intricate and filled with harmonies.
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: I hate movies.
if i were a book, i would be written by: Patricia A. McKillip or Michael Moorcock.
if i were a food, i would be: served raw.
if i were a place, i would be: shaded.
if i were a material, i would be: iridescent.
if i were a taste, i would be: rich.
if i were a scent, i would be: fresh.
if i were a religion, i would be: personal devotion to a Goddess or God.
if i were a word, i would be: perspecacity.
if i were an object, i would be: shiny.
if i were a body part i would be: the nape of the neck.
if i were a facial expression i would be: mischevious.
if i were a subject in school i would be: music.
if i were a anime/cartoon character i would be: Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty).
if i were a shape i would be: natural.
if i were a number i would be: a multiple of 3, 7 or 9.