Oh that darn cat...
Nov. 26th, 2007 03:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
witchscauldronCars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Zathras. Not to be outdone, Zathras invented the car accident.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Zathras.
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Zathras.
On his birthday, Zathras randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Zathras is not only a noun, but a verb.
Zathras doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Zathras can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
People have often asked Canada, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Zathras.
Zathras puts the laughter in manslaughter.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Zathras? dies.
Zathras has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Zathras allows to live.
The chief export of Zathras is Pain.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Zathras.
The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Zathras.
On his birthday, Zathras randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Zathras is not only a noun, but a verb.
Zathras doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Zathras can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
People have often asked Canada, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Zathras.
Zathras puts the laughter in manslaughter.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Zathras? dies.
Zathras has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Zathras allows to live.
The chief export of Zathras is Pain.