More "WTF, Witchvox?"

[witchscauldron]

http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usky&c=words&id=10793

Dear Gods and Goddesses,

Would one pantheon, or one individual deity, care to own up to this ridiculous "elemental system"?

Fire, Ice, Wind, Air, Water, Earth, Gold, Silver, Quintessence, Dark, and Shadow, to name a few - ??

I think that's a few too many.

Kthx,
Morg

Seriously, though - I know more than a couple elemental systems, and this must be one of the ones I never bothered looking up, because it's only written down in some crappy manga somewhere.

I would really be interested in seeing the credentials of this psychiatrist, who upon hearing this person's story of seeing angels, demons and energy told him this was perfectly normal because he'd heard of others doing it as well. Uh-huh.

The SRW worship at the end seals the deal.

This concludes another episode of "WTF, Witchvox?".

Comments

[strill.livejournal.com]

I still prefer my elemental system.

Grass, fire, ground and electric, water, rock, flying, ice, normal, bug, ghost, fighting, and dragon. Oh, don't forget about psychic. ;)

((If you catch that reference, I weep.. for myself mostly))

[strill.livejournal.com]

More seriously, were you talking about a certain elemental system brought up on a certain message board? *cough*

[ravynwolf.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

Keep these up. To much fun to read!

[misslynx.livejournal.com]

That one came up before in dot_pagan_snark -- I think someone there said it was from a video game.

[tenebrozo.livejournal.com]

Well, at least earth, wind, water, fire, and quintessence are "real" elements in Greek philosophy :P

IRAB

[vicki-sine.livejournal.com]

I Read A Book.

These people scare me.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

You know, honestly, at this point I don't even read Witchvox except when folks post idiotic essays like that one.

*sigh* what a long road they've traveled down to pure fluffydom.

[vespere76.livejournal.com]

Suuuuurrrreee. They need books when they can control the elements in the palm of thier hand? Crappy books at that.