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[witchscauldron]

Do vegans taste like tofu?

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[shockwave77598.livejournal.com]

bleh! Who wants to find out? No meat on them...

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

When the Apocalypse comes a few friends and I decided we'd find ourselves a prime herd of vegans and feed off them for a while...

but then I started thinking...it'd be like eating tofu. I don't eat tofu.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

All I can say, that back when I feasted upon vegatarians (in the sexual sense) they did not.

*WEG*

[jlindsay.livejournal.com]

Do vegans taste like tofu?

only if cooked wrong. I have no doubt in my mind you would not cook them to taste like Tofu.

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

[otherjeff.livejournal.com]

I've been told that tofu tastes like whatever you cook it with...perhaps Vegans are the same? Mmmm...bacon & teriyaki grilled Vegan...

In any event, I've always thought of them as some kind of root vegetable, or a tuber. You know, earthy and grubby, in need of a solid scrubbing and some time in a deep fryer.

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

Would you ever really scrub the patchouli taste off?

[otherjeff.livejournal.com]

Skin comes off, just like chicken. I've never run into a chicken breast that smelled like chicken coop.

And enough hickory will mask just about anything.

Still... Grass Roots remains the designated post-Apocalyptic-people-hunting point for the Viking, Feather & I.

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

Nope. Grassroots closed. It's gone.

[aurorawolf.livejournal.com]

Nope. They actually taste quite good. There should be a season on them; might help some local economies.

I akin human flesh to be similar to bear. With an omnivorous diet, bears and humans are alike. Bear meat from a bear who ate primarily meat doesn't taste very good, but meat from a bear who ate primarily plant matter is delicious (or so I hear... I myself have only eaten it once and that was ages ago).

Do you remember the website manbeef.com? I miss it. Good shiznit.

[morgandria.livejournal.com]

*LOL*

I never thought of the bear comparison. I've eaten bear, and liked it.