A new tack shop opened around the corner from here. I figured, hey, wtf, I can smell some leather, relive some moments, and look for some Vetrap (don't ask).
So I'm poking around...and I see the usual...and then -
Glitter. Lots and lots of tubes and bottles of glitter.
They had GLITTER hoof varnish for shows - rainbowy, awesome glitter. And body glitter and stensils to paint glittery patterns on horse butts, like MLP. And face glitter. For horses.
Maaan....
Every horse I ever rode should be glad that shit didn't exist when I was still riding.
Dude.
So I'm poking around...and I see the usual...and then -
Glitter. Lots and lots of tubes and bottles of glitter.
They had GLITTER hoof varnish for shows - rainbowy, awesome glitter. And body glitter and stensils to paint glittery patterns on horse butts, like MLP. And face glitter. For horses.
Maaan....
Every horse I ever rode should be glad that shit didn't exist when I was still riding.
Dude.