Bored.

[witchscauldron]

{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside? Actually, yes. Have since I was small. I used to ask my mother if the shoes on the side of the road had feet in them when they were dumped.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you? Possibly...but I'd start with the damn hippes. Most of us a) have too much chemical crap in our systems to taste good, and b) are predators - by and large predator species don't taste all that great.

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose? Hard to say. Likely an opiate or an anaesthetic.

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed? Both have their merits. Likely to take shot over stabbing, tho.

{5} asphixiated (suffocated) or exsanguinated? Definetely asphixiated. Exsanguination is messy and takes time.

{6} drowned or buried alive? Ugh. Neither. Both are pretty up there on my "jibblies" list.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death? Blunt-force. No guarantee of unconsciousness with crushing.

{8} poisoned or overdosed? An overdose *is* poisoning...just poisoning by drugs, rather than something else.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking away your flesh? Ravens, man. Forget ants or rats. The virus is probably cleaner, though.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best? Asphyxiation, or overdose.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion? Drowning...you don't actually drown...you asphyxiate underwater, when your lungs seal themselves off to keep the water out.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident? Either's fine.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)? At least the serial killer appreciates your dying.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash? Car, please.

{15} killed in your home or away from home? Indifferent. Death is death.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV? I don't watch tv much and don't have it at home, so sleep, I guess.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger? Again, any of them are fine.

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die? Cremation.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose? Assuming this means I couldn't have a wake at my covenstead...under trees, or near swift-running water. Maybe on the St. Lawrence River. I don't want a funeral. I want people to go out and have an Irish wake and dance and drink and remember me. Forget funerals. They suck.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral? Play whatever reminds you of me, I guess. Funerals are for the living.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in? I'll go as I came, if I have my choice.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy? No eulogy.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share? A wake, that's what will happen. No funeral. Dump my ashes in the compost, if it's useful.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated? It's likely that both will happen, and I choose not to choose.

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind? I think I'd rather die alone, but it's sort of out of my hands at this point.


Hurrah for pointlessly morose nonsense.