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witchscauldron) wrote2005-09-01 10:43 am
witchscauldron) wrote2005-09-01 10:43 am
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No-one needs ties. Ties need people. They're symbiotes trying to form a mind-meld with their hosts...and they can strangle you at a moment's notice if you rebel....over time they slowly cut off oxygen and blood flow to the brain so you're that much more obedient, and don't notice as they slowly turn you Republican. The 80's power suit? RED TIE. Think about it!
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