Eeevil.

It's a clear, crisp night...beautiful, a little cool, but doable.

I went out to do the garbage and recycling. No problem.

I look at the disgusting, frozen pile of garbage my neighbour sprawled onto the driveway for the upteenth time. Instead of getting mad, as usual, I got evil.

Said disgusting ripped-up garbage is now all lying right back on the fucking whore's porch.

Good enough for them! They want to live in it, fine...but they can keep it in their alloted space.

Heh. It's worth the burning swollen feet and hives from the cold for it. Yes. Indeed.
I hope they get they get evicted in the spring.

Now I just have to motivate the landlord to fix the fucking garage door.

-M, who has a blackthorn staff and isn't afraid to use it.